ralndrops:

"Maybe if you went to sleep earlier you wouldn’t be so-"

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(via sadgirlanthem)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.
AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.
I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

SEVEN YOUNG LADIES STAND BEFORE ME … BUT I ONLY HAVE SIX PHOTOS IN MY HANDS.

AND THESE PHOTOS … REPRESENT THE GIRLS … WHO ARE STILL IN THE RUNNING TOWARD BECOMING … AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL.

I’M KIDDING, OBVIOUSLY. NONE OF YOU ARE TALL ENOUGH FOR RUNWAY WORK, PLUS I DON’T HAVE HANDS. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GO PLAY IN THE YARD. I NEED TO TAKE A LITTLE NAP.

When you pretend that your brother or sister did something to you so your mom yells at them….

When you pretend that your brother or sister did something to you so your mom yells at them….

(Source: superfrankie8, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Me after sudden winter weather comeback 

Me after sudden winter weather comeback 

(Source: goodassdog, via sadgirlanthem)

clubpenguln:

is jennifer aniston even aging 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

My favorite depiction in the novel becomes the most beautiful scene in the film.

My favorite depiction in the novel becomes the most beautiful scene in the film.

(Source: imgfave)

harryedward:

is he cute or is he just tall????  a real question yall need to ask yourselves 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

thebananafacts:

Bananas don’t wear make up because they’re naturally beautiful